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Man Kills Himself Blames Obama’s Reelection
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  JASON REED/REUTERS Obama, pictured at his victory rally in Chicago, won reelection on Nov. 6.  (From The New York Daily News)  A Florida man who warned that he might harm himself if Barack Obama won the presidency was found dead two days after the election of an apparent self-inflicted drug overdose. Henry Hamilton, 64, was discovered dead in his home on Nov. 8 alongside two empty bottles of prescription drugs and a living will on which he'd written "Do not revive! F--- Obama!" His partner Michael Cossey told the

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Georgia GOP Uncovers Obama Mind-Control
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  Mother Jones President Obama is using a Cold War-era mind-control technique known as "Delphi" to coerce Americans into accepting his plan for a United Nations-run communist dictatorship in which suburbanites will be forcibly relocated to cities. That's according to a four-hour briefing delivered to Republican state senators at the Georgia state Capitol last month. Chart: Almost Every Obama Conspiracy Theory Ever On October 11, at a closed-door meeting of the Republican caucus convened by the body's majority leader, Chip Rogers, a tea party activist told Republican lawmakers that Obama was

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ObamaCar
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  (freshrant.com)  The title is not misspelled.  It's the name I propose for every GM and Chrysler vehicle made in this country since President Obama took office.  (freshrant.com)  The title is not misspelled.  It’s the name I propose for every GM and Chrysler vehicle made in this country since President Obama took office. Republican wordsmiths thought they could use Obama's name to discredit The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act.  I believe time will tell that attaching Obama's name to the healthcare bill as a negative

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