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Callista Gingrich Remarkably Lifelike After Being Left Overnight In Wax Museum
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  (freshrant.com)  Callista Gingrich, the most recent wife of GOP presidential candidate, Newt Gingrich, was left overnight at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum after being mistaken by museum employees for one of their wax figures.  Ms. Gingrich had been visiting the popular D.C. tourist attraction as part of a campaign stop she was making with her husband. Commenting on the mix-up, a museum spokesman said an employee mistook Ms. Gingrich for "Martian Girl", part of a display from the camp space movie, Mars Attacks!, because of Ms. Gingrich's

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Bright Shiny Object Leads In GOP Polls
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  (freshrant.com) After running through an unprecedented number of  GOP front runners for president, a majority of Republican voters have settled on backing a recently discovered Bright Shiny Object. The flat round object about the size of a quarter was found on the steps of the Washington, D.C. offices of the Republican National Committee was initially regarded as an unlikely candidate by several inside-the-beltway political operatives.   But as soon as a video of Bright Shiny Object went viral on YouTube with more than 2 million hits

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Romney Leads 1% To Occupy Our Mansions
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  (freshrant.com) In a bold attempt to deal with criticisms of not being able to relate to voters, Mitt Romney announced on his website plans for all millionaires and billionaires to "occupy our mansions as a bold statement for all those who need their space."   Romney said he would start with "one percent at a time" to begin honing his communication skills. Romney went on to say with new found swagger that "members of the privileged class should fly around the country in their tax exempt private

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