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Callista Gingrich Remarkably Lifelike After Being Left Overnight In Wax Museum
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  (freshrant.com)  Callista Gingrich, the most recent wife of GOP presidential candidate, Newt Gingrich, was left overnight at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum after being mistaken by museum employees for one of their wax figures.  Ms. Gingrich had been visiting the popular D.C. tourist attraction as part of a campaign stop she was making with her husband. Commenting on the mix-up, a museum spokesman said an employee mistook Ms. Gingrich for "Martian Girl", part of a display from the camp space movie, Mars Attacks!, because of Ms. Gingrich's

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Bright Shiny Object Leads In GOP Polls
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  (freshrant.com) After running through an unprecedented number of  GOP front runners for president, a majority of Republican voters have settled on backing a recently discovered Bright Shiny Object. The flat round object about the size of a quarter was found on the steps of the Washington, D.C. offices of the Republican National Committee was initially regarded as an unlikely candidate by several inside-the-beltway political operatives.   But as soon as a video of Bright Shiny Object went viral on YouTube with more than 2 million hits

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Gingrich’s “Don’t Say Gay” Co-Chair: AIDS Not Hetero Disease
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf1QRdfbdF0   The homophobe deputy state director and campaign co-chairman of Newt Gingrich’s Tennessee campaign team told a local radio station on Thursday that AIDS came from a man having sex with a monkey, and that it is all but “impossible” to transmit AIDS through heterosexual sex. “Most people realize that AIDS came from the homosexual community — it was one guy screwing a monkey, if I recall correctly, and then having sex with men. It was an airline pilot, if I recall,” State Sen. Stacey Campfield told

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