(Special to Freshrant) Code Named “50 Shades of White,” GOP Chairman, Reince Priebus has hired Martha Stewart to “expand the white to off-white color palette of the Republican Party” as part of the party’s commitment to diversity.
Here is a partial list of Stewart’s “Diversity of Palor,” which she also plans to market as part of her line of Martha Stewart’s Living paints at K-Mart.
John McCain Nasal Hair Gray
Mitch McConnell Neckfold Pimple
Linsey Graham Spring Spittle
John Barrasso Beige
Roy Blunt Denture Delight
Mike Crapo Vodka Tonic
Jeff Flake Flake
Dan Coats of Pale
Priebus congratulated newly sworn-in African-American Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina, “joining that other member of the Republican ‘colored’ caucus, House Speaker, John Boehner.”
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