(freshrant.com) A ClusterToon of Reaction to the Supreme Court's Favorable Ruling On ObamaCare. That sucking sound is not the last gasp of ObamaCare after all; it's Fox News and the Grand Old Party's gaggle of crabby old white men gasping for their last breath.                      

  By Katherine Eban Dave Voth, Fast and Furious supervisor for the ATF FORTUNE -- In the annals of impossible assignments, Dave Voth's ranked high. In 2009 the federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives promoted Voth to lead Phoenix Group VII, one of seven new ATF groups along the Southwest border tasked with stopping guns from being trafficked into Mexico's vicious drug war. Some call it the "parade of ants"; others the "river of iron." The Mexican government has estimated that 2,000 weapons are smuggled daily from the U.S. into Mexico. The ATF is hobbled in its effort to stop this flow. No federal statute outlaws firearms

  (freshrant.com) In a close 5-4 decision, the Supreme Court has ruled Senator John McCain winner of the 2008 presidential election.  The ruling is seen by legal scholars as a wildly unprecedented, especially for those who had not yet heard the news that it was the Supreme Court that decided the 2000 presidential election. The office of Associate Justice, Antonin Scalia, released a statement saying, "After failing to shank ObamaCare with my verbal scapel, it feels good to put another presidential election notch on the girdle underneath my supremely flowing robe." John McCain was reportedly ecstatic at the news of the ruling, tweeting, "I'd like to personally thank the