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Palin Hands Michelle Obama Just Desserts Palin Hands Michelle Obama Just Desserts
(Wasilla)  In defiance of Michelle Obama's anti-obesity campaign, Sarah Palin is reported to have packed on more than sixty pounds over the Christmas holidays during a week long eating binge. Palin's ...

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Paladino Takes Tea Pee On NY GOP Paladino Takes Tea Pee On NY GOP
(New York)  It's that time of year.  It's the silly season between Labor Day and Election Day when voters start paying attention to candidates running for office. In this ...

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Congress Develops Genitalia Blocker App Congress Develops Genitalia Blocker App
Members of congress are calling for emergency passage of a bill that would mandate the development of a smartphone app for legislators "to block transmission of all photographic depictions of ...

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Masturbators March Against O’Donnell Masturbators March Against O’Donnell
WILMINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Galvanized by Republican senatorial nominee Christine O’Donnell’s anti-masturbation stance, masturbators from across the state converged on Wilmington today in what some are calling the largest ...

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