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Televangelist Pat Robinson Condemns Sexually Ambiguous Hurricane Televangelist Pat Robinson Condemns Sexually Ambiguous Hurricane
(freshrant.com)  While televangelist Pat Robinson offered his thanks to "an all-loving Jehovah" for clearing out "the Godless fornicators on the Jersey shore," he told his 700 Club television audience he was still ...

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FOX Distorts. We Deride. FOX Distorts.  We Deride.
  (freshrant.com) The evolution the handling, or lack thereof, of Rupert Murdoch's News Corp scandal has been a fascinating circus to watch. Since Murdoch's version of a free press excludes all interviews ...

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Bush Hospitalized for Excess Bullshit Bush Hospitalized for Excess Bullshit
(New York)  Former President George W. Bush was said to be resting comfortably after a surprising interruption of the tour promoting his new book, Decision Points. Bush was rushed by ...

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Oprah’s Ultimate Viewers Attempt Mass Suicide In Illinois Corn Field Oprah’s Ultimate Viewers Attempt Mass Suicide In Illinois Corn Field
(freshrant.com) Feeling as if there was no further reason to live after the broadcast of Oprah Winfrey's last episode, several hundred of Ms. Winfrey's ultimate viewers gathered in a field ...

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