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Bridges Left to Live Some More Bridges Left to Live Some More
(Los Angeles) Upon learning of Diff'rent Strokes co-star Gary Coleman's death, Todd Bridges released a tribute: "It's unfortunate. It's a sad day." And then, offering greater clarification ...

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Barbour Puts Lipstick On Lobbyist Past Barbour Puts Lipstick On Lobbyist Past
(Washington, DC) Although gelatinous Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour was forced to bottom for such GOP presidential dim bulbs as Gary Johnson, Herman Cain and Jon Huntsman in the straw poll ...

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Palin Claims Blood Libel Term Comes From Old Family Recipe Palin Claims Blood Libel Term Comes From Old Family Recipe
(Wasilla) Sarah Palin says the controversy over her use of "blood libel" in a recent video message was caused by her daughter, Piper, replacing a cue card with one of ...

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NASA Drug Tests Positive As Charlie Sheen NASA Drug Tests Positive As Charlie Sheen
(freshrant.com)  NASA's investigation has deepened at Florida's Kennedy Space Center after a drug first identified as cocaine tested positive as Charlie Sheen. A worried NASA spokesman told reporters that the 4.2 ...

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